Lock your doors, fellow citizens.
The National Law Journal is all over a major crime wave–an epidemic, I daresay–visited upon this great nation by its law school administrators and professors. In just the last fifteen years, no less than eight (!) such persons have been accused of offenses ranging from child abuse to reporting inflated data about incoming students to U.S. News & World Report. (Yes, those two things are mentioned in the same article.)
Four of the eight “scandals” mentioned in the article involved some variation of soliciting a prostitute. (Next time somebody offers you money for sex, consider asking him what subject he teaches.) 100% of the hardened criminals profiled are male, so it appears that our female employees are behaving themselves, at least for now.
When will the next shoe drop? If history is any guide, we won’t have to wait long. Eight scandals in fifteen years projects to one every 1.875 years. The SMU scandal is only a few weeks old, so by my projections, an undercover police officer posing as a prostitute will likely be solicited by a law professor sometime around December of 2016.
You’ve been warned, America.